Another election.
Nothing will change.
But maybe YOU can change.
I'll bet you a thousand dollars (USD$1,000.00) that if you skip the election, you will experience
the most profound, beneficial,
massive, and lasting
personal transformation
of your entire life.
If you skip the election and don't feel that you have experienced this level of transformation, I'll give you one thousand dollars.
Yes, of course, there's some "fine print."
When I say "skip the election," I don't mean "skip wasting a couple of hours standing in line at the poling place to cast your 'vote.'" Go ahead and waste your time "voting." As if it makes any real difference.
When I say "skip the election," I mean "skip the campaign."
And when I say "skip the campaign," I don't just mean "skip the campaign after the two major parties have their conventions." I mean skip the primaries as well.
I mean skip all the political bru-ha-ha starting today.
Political campaigns have nothing to do with the Constitution or the principles that made America the most prosperous and admired nation in history.
Campaigns are just gossip.
Listening to gossip is a sin. Don't believe me? Just Google it.
When the General Election Day comes around, and you still feel like you need to go through that great American sacrament of "voting," it should take you only a few minutes to decide who to vote for. If my marketing strategies are any good, then the only reason you're reading this sentence is because you won't vote for a socialist. You're going to vote for a candidate who favors a "free market." Then you have to decide whether you're going to vote for that candidate, or whether you're going to vote for "the lesser of two evils." On Election Day, that choice will be fairly obvious. You don't need to follow all the campaigning and gossip and fake news for the next 365 days.
I propose something entirely different.
I propose cutting out the "Mainstream Media" for at least one hour a day for the next 365 days. No FoxNews, no Drudge Report, no social media, no Rush Limbaugh, no political podcasts. Cut out one hour a day.
Instead, read five books over the course of the next 365 days. Five of the most important books in the history of "Western Civilization." Five of the most important books in the history of America.
Don't expect to show up on my doorstep in 365 days and say, "I read those books, I wasn't transformed, give me my thousand bucks."
It doesn't work that way.
I need proof that you actually read those books and gave them some serious thought.
So I'm going to set up a blog for you. Each day there will be a post waiting for you. It will have two brain-dead 5th-grade level comprehension questions for you to answer by commenting on the post. If you answer two questions a day for the next 365 days, and you have not experienced
the most profound, beneficial,
massive, and lasting
personal transformation
of your entire life,
I'll give you one thousand dollars.
There's some more fine print, plus I'll be revealing my "hidden agenda.' Click here.